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A little blocked drain ditty

| Michael Quinn

In the heart of the pipes where troubles brew,
A tale of woe begins, a problem not new.
Water's flowing slow, a stubborn refrain,
Blocked drains causing headaches, a household's bane.

Oh, the blocked drains, a watery fight,
Gurgling and bubbling, in the dead of night.
ASL Limited, the heroes in this game,
Determined to conquer, and restore flow again.

Hair and soap scum, a tangled affair,
Mixing with grease, a concoction unfair.
Down the drain it goes, a murky ballet,
Creating a dam, where water should play.

Oh, the blocked drains, a watery fight,
Gurgling and bubbling, in the dead of night.
ASL Limited, the heroes in this game,
Determined to conquer, and restore flow again.

Our Dan attending a blocked drain callout with a 'hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go'!

Call ASL Limited, the savior in the van,
With tools in hand, and an unclogging plan.
Snaking through the pipes, a dance so divine,
Clearing the blockage, jetting water inline.

Lingering odors, a sign of distress,
A clog in the pipes, a nightmare no less.
But fear not, dear friend, for help is near,
Clearing the drains, and water crystal clear.

Oh, the blocked drains, a watery fight,
Gurgling and bubbling, in the dead of night.
ASL Limited, the heroes in this game,
Determined to conquer, and restore flow again.

So here's a ditty, a tale of drain woe,
A nod to the pipes, where waters ebb and flow.
In the battle of blockage, we stand strong,
Conquering the clog, singing the drainage song.

 

 

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